SOMEBODY DREW PENISES IN THE DUST ON MY SHELF


Burned some of my skin off while trying to fix an overheated mower. B( (Also, a Sheebz.)

Burned some of my skin off while trying to fix an overheated mower. B( (Also, a Sheebz.)


dainochild:

me rn:

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commissionergorgon:

I hate it when a character doesn’t have a FUCKING LAST NAME, SO THEIR TAG IS FULL OF SHIT YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT.


Kiba in episode 1 Wolf’s Rain


neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait


kobochasketch:

Vella~!  ヽ( ★ω★)ノ

kobochasketch:

Vella~!  ヽ( ★ω★)ノ


im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
Anonymous

2srooky:

contra-indication:

sramister:

Our Band director wasn’t at school.

what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?

Because you’re fucking nerds

2srooky:

contra-indication:

sramister:

Our Band director wasn’t at school.

what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?

Because you’re fucking nerds


anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

(Source: sizvideos)


Honeybees have made their home near a hibiscus bush in my backyard and the neighbors are complaining that the bees will attack them or something but I’m too much of a sensitive, creature-loving pansy to have them humanely relocated.


broccoliavenger:

im grep

im not

grep


thembulldawgs:

thembulldawgs:

Never in the History of APBT’s, Am Staff’s or SBT’s have they been called “Nanny Dogs” 
Stop the lies and learn your history if you believe the “Nanny Dog” statement.”.
This lie hurts more then it does help because it causes people to believe that it’s ok to leave kids untended with bulldogs. Never leave kids alone with any dog no matter the breed!!
While yes they are exceptionally great with kids, it does NOT make them “nannies” they are just DOGS.

Reblogging. Lately ive seen people saying Pit Bull’s are nanny dogs on here again. 

thembulldawgs:

thembulldawgs:

Never in the History of APBT’s, Am Staff’s or SBT’s have they been called “Nanny Dogs” 

Stop the lies and learn your history if you believe the “Nanny Dog” statement.”.

This lie hurts more then it does help because it causes people to believe that it’s ok to leave kids untended with bulldogs. Never leave kids alone with any dog no matter the breed!!

While yes they are exceptionally great with kids, it does NOT make them “nannies” they are just DOGS.

Reblogging. Lately ive seen people saying Pit Bull’s are nanny dogs on here again. 


greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)


squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg