This is my gay, expensive dog: Nico.
His parents were show dogs who had an ‘oops’ litter. We bought him when I sacrificed my right arm and leg to a PMSing demon from the twelfth dimension plus $300.
He gets excited whenever I dress him up and dances on his back legs with his paws in the air while making gremlin noises. He also loves being groomed and prances around the house after a day at the dog spa.
He has a huge boner for my male chihuahua for some reason and likes to lick his ears constantly. Like, whenever I’m trying to sleep all I hear is a very faint ‘slurp slurrrp’ coming from under the bed. He also likes to hump everything. Horny bastard.
Uhh, oh yeah, he follows me everywhere and is a huge attention whore (like myself) and gets mad if I’m paying attention to anything other than him. Also, he goes into attack mode if you stop at any time to scratch your ass and he sees you. Idk why .