This is my gay, expensive dog: Nico.

His parents were show dogs who had an ‘oops’ litter. We bought him when I sacrificed my right arm and leg to a PMSing demon from the twelfth dimension plus $300. 

He gets excited whenever I dress him up and dances on his back legs with his paws in the air while making gremlin noises. He also loves being groomed and prances around the house after a day at the dog spa.

He has a huge boner for my male chihuahua for some reason and likes to lick his ears constantly. Like, whenever I’m trying to sleep all I hear is a very faint ‘slurp slurrrp’ coming from under the bed. He also likes to hump everything. Horny bastard.

Uhh, oh yeah, he follows me everywhere and is a huge attention whore (like myself) and gets mad if I’m paying attention to anything other than him. Also, he goes into attack mode if you stop at any time to scratch your ass and he sees you. Idk why .

This is my gay, expensive dog: Nico.

His parents were show dogs who had an ‘oops’ litter. We bought him when I sacrificed my right arm and leg to a PMSing demon from the twelfth dimension plus $300.

He gets excited whenever I dress him up and dances on his back legs with his paws in the air while making gremlin noises. He also loves being groomed and prances around the house after a day at the dog spa.

He has a huge boner for my male chihuahua for some reason and likes to lick his ears constantly. Like, whenever I’m trying to sleep all I hear is a very faint ‘slurp slurrrp’ coming from under the bed. He also likes to hump everything. Horny bastard.

Uhh, oh yeah, he follows me everywhere and is a huge attention whore (like myself) and gets mad if I’m paying attention to anything other than him. Also, he goes into attack mode if you stop at any time to scratch your ass and he sees you. Idk why .


What do they call Littlefoot when he grows up? Just a question. :p
Anonymous

I don’t know… uh, Bigfoot?

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Sheba loves her plush duck.

Sheba loves her plush duck.


Squid is delicious… especially when it’s slathered in hot sauce. Mmm.



umm, no its to celebrate environmental protection
Anonymous

EXCUSE YOU. IT IS AN ANNUAL CUSTOM TO SEEK THE APPROPRIATE EXTERMINATION FOR PLANET NUMBER 003 EARTH.


Ah, yes, Earth Day. A day in which we tirelessly plan to blow the Earth into tiny smithereens. 


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Enya - Only Time


Those ears! What do you suppose she’s mixed with?

Those ears! What do you suppose she’s mixed with?


Sleepy puppy

Sleepy puppy


Youngblood Hawke - Stars (Hold On)
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beauxsons:

Stars (Hold On) / Youngblood Hawke


The Royal Concept - On Our Way
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On Our Way - The Royal Concept


David Guetta - Titanium (feat. Sia)
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you shoot me down
but I won’t fall
I am titanium


svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

(Source: wasiangod)


kaisukee:

my punk dragon son„

kaisukee:

my punk dragon son„